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wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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Sep 30th / 2:28 AM
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korrakun:

my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing

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Sep 30th / 2:27 AM
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devonbanks:

this is still my favorite tweet of all time
Sep 30th / 2:27 AM
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Sep 30th / 2:27 AM
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headonyourchest:

blackcatandme:

I stood naked over him and took a picture

Why do I love everything about this
Sep 30th / 2:26 AM
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s3x-frustration:

healthi-fit:

now-do-it:

nine-run-run:

vegangains:

Always reblog Elle Woods in her “fuck men I’m gonna get a law degree” phase

this movie is everything

"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands.”

WAIT WHAT MOVIE IS THSI

Legally blonde